BOB the snail


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pokemag contest 2nd prize july 2019

Have you ever been waiting for someone for so long, and you’re one second away from saying fuck it, I’m out? you know that feeling? well I don’t, why? because I’m patient unlike you, you short-tempered creature, and who bails on his friend anyway?


So, I’m waiting for this guy to come and get me so we could go play a game of football , when all of a sudden I notice this old man , grey hair or what’s left of it for that matter , back hunched a little bit , leaning on his crutch , which could be used as a weapon if need be , against cats ,stray dogs or birds.

When you’re that old , most if not all mundane tasks become challenging , he was moving slowly , and with every step he took I could hear his bones creak , he suddenly stopped , and looked in my direction . Shit , did he hear me make fun of him? No way he did , because I didn’t make fun of him in the first place , maybe his looks were a way of saying : HELP ME YOU LITTLE BASTARD ! .

Obviously as any rational person would do in this situation , I continued observing him , because there is no way I’m approaching a stranger , besides I didn’t put him in that situation , maybe if he slowed down on the one night stands and got himself a proper wife he would have his kids by his side now , instead of looking for my help .

After a few seconds , he took a detour which took him an eternity , and in the process he stomped on a snail , and continued walking peacefully . I felt sorry for him to be honest , not the old man , but the snail .

He was probably going home to see his snail kids , and his snail wife to have some snail sex after a long day working at the snail factory , now all that’s left of him are the memories forever engraved in his family’s minds .

Rest in pieces little fellow , you will be remembered .


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